The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

You know, this beauty review series doesn’t seem to have been garnering much interest, so I’m going to kill it. It wouldn’t be right to the few fans it has to go without saying who I think will win the Queen of the Caribbean award though, so I will proceed to do just that. People, I like French kisses, I always have, ever since my first, delivered to me by Suzie. (No Doc, not your Suzie, a much prettier one!)
Alas, Suzie’s mom didn’t fancy my kissing prowess as much as her daughter might have and so our little fling was very short lived.

Anyway, why am I talking about French kisses? Well, its because the girl who I think will run away with the award is from one of the French islands…. she is none other than Miss Martinique! Why do I say that shes going to win the Caribbean queen, at the very least? Because she hot, because she hot, because she hot, hot, hot! The girl is very pretty (IMHO!) and not only that, judging from that picture above, di body is smoking! She is so nice, she has to get a thumbs up from the Mad Bull, true, true! See it yah, mi dahling!

I think that the battle for second and third in the Caribbean is between Miss Dominican Republic and Miss Puerto Rico. What are the thoughts of the few fans out there?

Yesterday, apart from big snake killing, I also took part in a very important ceremony! Wanna read about it? Well then, click the link below, nuh bredrins?

My landlord came up with a friend and between the three of us, we took down all of the hurricane shutters and stored them up in the space between the roof and the ceiling! This little ceremony was very importannt as it was the herald to the end of the hurricane season! W00t!!! People, I pray that next year the hurricane season will be a lot tamer, even though its predicted to be a bad year as well. I think oonoo should all pray about this too. We don’t need no hurricanes! We don’t need no natural disasters. Screw all of that! God, are you with me?

Anyway, I went to Corner Pocket last night. I played some pool with a pool shark, albeit a rather sexy looking one! Still, she was all business and she proceeded to show me that man is NOT the boss! Blood cleat, I didn’t win even one game with her! She can play still! She eventually got tired of flogging me and she went off in search of other prey. Oh well, at least I had fun watching her get down low to make those difficult shots! Yeah, baby definitely had back! She had front too, come to think of it!

Anyway, after the ass whupping she gave me, Trouble and I drowned my ’sorrows’ in rum and heineken. I ended up leaving rather late and as a result of the rum and stuff, I am not up to scratch to post a long post tonight, so me gone! Oonoo deh pon oonoo own. Don’t make too much of a mess and make sure you lock up the place or Natty going to cuss! Peace.

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