The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

Light fare for today… at least, for now. Don’t know about later. Who knows, later may be greater… Anyway, for now, check out the jokes below.

Take No Chances

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150.

The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”.

The Yardie Bone, A.K.A. Snow in Jamaica

A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, “What is your name?”
“I can’t tell you” the black man says.

Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same way, he can’t tell her.

On her last night there she asked again, “Can you please tell me your name?”
I can’t tell you my name because you will laugh at me.”, said
the Black man. “There is no reason for me to laugh at you,” the lady said.
“Fine, my name is Snow!” the black man replied. Immediately the lady burst into laughter! The black man got mad and said, “I knew you would make fun of my name!”.
The lady replied, “I’m not making fun of your name. I’m thinking of my husband who won’t believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow everyday in Jamaica!”.

Oh, have a look at this hottie from the Bahamas… Bwoy, immediately when I saw her, she brought to mind a line from a song by Mad Cobra, “You haffi likkle and cute if you wah man fi slam”… Hey, can any of you tell me which song that was? Anyway, a bredrin of mine is building this site and I thought I would share this picture (taken from that site) with you. His site, CaribbeanHottie.com, is still a work-in-progress, but the idea is that people will be able to submit their pictures (or pictures of hotties they know and want to have posted) to him eventually. Give the site a look see and send the brother any suggestions or comments, seen? If anything worthy of chatting to oonoo about later happens, you done know! Inna di ‘owaz! (Later!)

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