The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

Well, Germany gave Sweden two massive strokes and knocked them onto their arses! Germany looked really powerful today! Its the first full game I have watched with Germany playing. I didn’t realise they looked so good! They really have some strong firepower in Miroslav Klose, Michael Ballack and Lukas Podolski!

Still, that was Sweden that they were playing against… Let us see how Germany looks against a big side like Argentina, who I expect will kick some Mexican butt later today. I just hope Mexican fans like this one won’t cry too much after the beating they get… anyway, enough about football.

I think I will continue to talk on the topic of massive strokes though… no, I am not talking about health related issues… at least, not the issues you might expect! Read on.

On average, I would masturbate like four days for the week and like three times per day and I can tell you that it is every addictive and also uncontrollable. Click here to read more…

People, Natty nearly burst her sides with laughing when she read the ‘Dear Pastor’ piece (humourously titled ‘Massive Strokes’) in Wednesday’s Jamaica Star, which is where I got the quote above from. As such, I thought I would share it with you… click on the link above, tell me if you find it funny too…

There is more…

The pastor seems to feel that the young man in question in the article linked above has a serious problem! Hmph! The young man just sounds a bit horny to me… what oonoo think?

In a more serious vein, I also noticed that Ms. Ting, who did the hit song “Dude” with Beenie Man, has pleaded guilty to stabbing another woman from behind with a pair of scissors! “Why would she do something like that?”, I thought, and so I read on.

Apparently both the complainant and Ms. Ting, whose real name is Natesha Lindsay, were attending a party on Bob Marley Boulevard in Coorville Gardens, when the complainant stepped on Ms. Ting’s toe. The complainant was pushed and an argument ensued. After that, Austin left the party and was walking with her two-year-old daughter in hand, when she was stabbed from behind by Ms. Ting! “Ra$$!”, I thought! “She stepped on her toe and for that she got stabbed!”.

Then after what she did, she was there in court swearing upon the life of her son that nothing like that would ever happen again?! Does she think that her swearing not to do it again is enough?! She mad or what?! If you do the crime, you should do the time, honey!

Personally, I think that she is lucky that they have done away with the cat o’nine tails nowadays! What Ms. Ting really needs is a few massive strokes with one of those whips! So, the woman who sung about wanting the ‘dude with the wickedest slam’ may well end up going to the slammer! Well, I think she deserves it! She needs to rub a sentence, yes! I hope that the judge gives her a stay at the women’s prison at Fort Augusta! Too many people are doing shit like that nowadays! The authorities need to make an example of her! ‘Bout she stab the girl because she step pon har toe! Chupse.

Let me ask a couple of questions though… if she has pleaded guilty, why did the judge set a trial date? Why should there be a trial at all? Why not just go straight to sentencing? After all, isn’t it the judges who are always complaining that there is a backlog of cases? It just looks like a waste of the tax payers’ money once again! Whats up with that?

Anyway, I am going to go set up some tuna for a sandwich for lunch and you know that I can’t eat the plain tuna straight out of the can! I have to go ’season’ it up (with escallion, onion, pepper, mayonaise and a little bit of sugar, there you have my secret methods of making really tasty tuna sandwiches) plus I have to give you all some time to read all this before the Argentina-Mexico match comes on later… Ah gone then… peace!

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