Still Deh Yah
Its a cloudy night out, and cool… really cool. If I could open the windows, I wouldn’t have to run the fans or the A/C tonight at all. Can’t open the window though… If I do that, some frog or some other critter is bound to get in and then Natty will wake me up with her screaming and won’t let me go back to sleep until I tear the place apart and kill the bugger. Or, just as bad, the roosters crowing will wake me. These bastard’s start crowing well before dawn, you know. Try 3:30 - 4:00 am! Yes, rasta. Far better to run the fans and / or the A/C and get some sleep. 
Sorry I haven’t been writing much over the last couple of days, just have been sort of busy, you done know… dodging the papparazzi and all. 
Anyway, I thought I would just say a little sup’m so you know that my head is still above ground, but I need to go to sleep shortly so I won’t tarry long tonight. I will leave you with this bit of advice. I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace
Dr. Phil proclaimed, “the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you’ve started and never finished”.
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off the bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this wonderful message on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace. 
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lol..am sure that wasnt what the good ole doc had in mind
I doubt that your inner peace will be long lived with that sort of mix up mix up…..white and red wine….chocolate cookies, prescription drugs…wait till your rahtid belly start roll and you head start hurt! We will probably get a sequel post entitled…”I feel fug up!”
hmm….is that how inner peace works??
FUNNY!!! That i am sure will be my laugh for the day….
i think i may have to follow that advice lol
I’m going home to try this. I need some inner peace. Might get some inner belly works too but what the heck..
LMAO…
First off, you have fowl near enough to your house and dem still alive? Hmmpfhh…any cock mi hear a crow to near my yard better crow like a him last day.
Dem say chicken soup good fi di soul….:)
I’m in a good mood today as well…
you have forgotton island life SE..
I have beded all over kingston and I cant escape those rooster crows in the morning.
So, Adrian, you’re saying you wouldn’t find the rooster and make it for dinner then?
LOL
Classic!
Simple is something else. hehe. I was in a great mood until today.
*chuckling to self* I had only read the 1st part of the post this morning, came back to finish. Hilarious.