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Pretty Puppy…

So when I went to my bredrin’s house yesterday, they had just taken delivery of a nice little puppy… cute little lady. I was playing with her lots. Man, I didn’t recall how sharp puppy teeth and claws are, dawg! Trust me! She was nice though.

Thing is, my bredrin was a bit ambivalent towards keeping the puppy. He was offering her to me. Only problem is, Where I live doesn’t have a gate and I haven’t yet constructed a fenced in area around the dog house to keep her in and to protect her from other dogs that might pass through. On top of that, I am due to fly out in July for a bit, and so would have to find someone to watch the pup for a week to ten days. Also, she is a pit bull and Natty is dead set against them, and I am wary of them.

In the end, my bredrin kept her. He will put her in the pen with his male, but he had to erect a wall to separate them in the kennel , to lock her away from the male. The male looked like he wanted to mount her already, and given that she was only maybe five weeks old, that would not be a good thing! He will probably crush her to death! The male is a paedophile, rasta! :)

My bredrin will let her out when the male becomes accustomed to her and doesn’t appear to want to jump her bones at every unguarded opportunity. He doesn’t have a name for her yet, and wasn’t impressed by my suggestions of “Savannah” or “Kryptonite”, so feel free to make some name suggestions in the comments.

You know, it seems to me that these pit bulls are some horny dogs, you know! See how this one was trying to jump the little puppy! I can also recall standing up chatting with my neighbours one evening in the street. One of my neighbours had this pit bull bitch on a chain and the other one had his pit bull running around loose. The bitch was not in heat at all, but the male was attempting to mount her and was humping away at her anyways, so much so that he actually busted a load right there in the street! Even though he did not enter her! I wonder if that was a dogs version of a premature ejaculation? Hmmm.

8 Responses to “Pretty Puppy…”

  1. JB: jail bait. hmmmm

  2. the dog let off a load without penetration? lol those must have been some big balls. :p

  3. Hey MB, your request is granted. Only for a short while though -will take it down soon. And that’s the ‘high’ version - you know, when another ’shave’ is due.

  4. i think dogs are just horny beasts in general

  5. Don’t bother to get any pitbull around my little MBjr.

  6. Don’t like pit bulls at all. Scary things they are

  7. I am soooooo wary of those pit bulls. Too unpredictable in my opinion. Just got a puppy myself, well is really is the Shorter One’s puppy. Her friend gave her to replace the one that died about a month ago. Very cute and aptly called “Ruffles”. She appears to be a runt so I’m hoping she does a little better later in life.

  8. Had no idea dogs could prematurely ejaculate! Guess he was trying to shoot from afar. I think Brenda would be a good name.

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