The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

Nope… no post yet! This dry spell wusser-er than obeah!

Have a couple of jokes on me.

Making a bet at a bar

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. “I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said the first guy. “Bet you $10 he won’t,” said the second guy.

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.

“I can’t take your money,” said the first guy. “I cheated you. The same story was on the five o’clock news.” “No, no. Take it,” said the second guy. “I saw the five o’clock news too. I just didn’t think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!”

I hope you enjoyed those. I also hope some wicked posts will occur to me between tomorrow and Monday.
Let me leave you with this news headline…

MBJr. got two awards at prizegiving at his school, one for academic excellence and the other for participation in an after-school activity called the “Spanish Club”. (Yeah, my rude bwoy haffi take on some nice Latinas when he gets older, so he has to learn the lingo from now!)

Congratulations are in order for him, I think. TTYL!

TTYL…

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