Soup Run Convo.
NOTE: This conversation below is based upon an error, as the subject of the conversation, Cristiano Ronaldo, is not the man who did the deed discussed. That honour is reserved for the Brazilian Ronaldo, also a skilled footballer and also one who would do better to refrain from such things. The conversation did go exactly like that though, and as such, the post remains the same, save for this note and my final comment.
A bunch of us from my department took a short break this morning. We went over to Fort Street Market and we each bought a cup of soup. We do this all the time, so much so that we have named this exercise “The Soup Run”. We took that to our lunch room and sat watching Manchester United playing Wiggan on one of the Flat Screen TVs. After Manchester United’s star forward Cristiano Ronaldo made an irie play, the following conversation ensued:
Guy 1:
You know, Christiano Ronaldo is DEFINITELY one of the greatest footballers in the world right now!
Guy 2:
Wow, so when exactly did you make this discovery?
Girl :
You heard about him and the transvestite prostitutes, right?
Guy 1:
Christiano Ronaldo went with some transvestite prostitutes? 
Guy 3:
Yeah, they must’ve tricked him. Then they told him they would take $1,000 and not talk about it. Two of them took the money and then the third said he wanted $30,000, and when he didn’t get it, he went to the media with the story.
Guy 1:
Rass! What Christiano should’ve done was to beat them. Damned tricksters! 
Girl :
Its Ronaldo who needs a beating? He shouldn’t be going with prostitutes, whether male or female.
Guy 1:
Yeah, ok, so thats true, but they are still frigging wicked! How can they just deceive a man like that…. thats just… thats dishonest!
Girl :
Chupse! You’re going on like it would have been ok for him to go with a female prostitute! 
Guy 1 :
No, I’m not saying that, but… what they did was just WRONG! Still, you’re right! He is the greatest footballer in the world right now and considering how he looks, he should never have to go with a prostitute!
Guy 4 :
Yeah, I agree with you on that one! Now if you was talking about Ronaldino buying prostitutes, then I could understand! That is one ugly mofo, yo!
All : LOL
I googled to find this story, but I didn’t. I did find many links to stories of him taking on women prostitutes though. Seems he is quite the low-biter, isn’t he? Hmm.
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Chivalry is dead i tell you. DED!!!
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Huh? Chivalry?
a so rumour start…..it is not cristiano ronaldo (portugal & man u) but ronaldo (rabbit teet, brazil & real madrid), if u had really googled it, u woulda mus get it right!!!
Whoa whoa whoa! It wasn’t Christiano. It was the Brazilian Ronaldo. Retraction quickly… MB. Before you get sued for defamation.
my comment disappear. was saying its the brazilian ronaldo not cristiano ronaldo that had the problem with the prostitutes. google it now and see what you find
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Yep, JDid is correct, that was my understanding as well. The article I read last week said there were two TVs, not three…..
I stand corrected, gentlemen.
I am sure the girl from the conversation above would ask again, “Does it matter whether the prostitutes were men or women? After all, Cristiano IS said to frequent female prostitutes!”.
My answer to her would be that it does matter.
By the way Christiano Ronaldo has had an encounter with prostitutes. It was with two BLACK french girls… They accused him of rape. He had