The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

Happy Friday!!! Oh, and Happy Fourth of July to my American readers. Since its a Friday and since I came across a couple of decent jokes, I thought I would celebrate by sharing.

Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E

One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says that she is there to give her three wishes.
The widow made her first wish. ”I wish I was 21 and beautiful!” The wish is instantly granted.
”I wish I had a million dollars!” The wish is granted.
”I wish that my cat here were the most handsome guy in the world and was madly in love with me.” The wish is granted.

The now young lady and her man go inside. They start to cuddle, and the man looks at her.
”Aren’t you upset now that you had me fixed?”

And here’s a Lawyer Joke

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
“Can you tell me how much you charge?”, said the client.
“Of course”, the lawyer replied, “I charge $200 to answer three questions!”
“Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?”
“Yes it is”, said the lawyer, “And what’s your third question?”

Animal’s Revenge

Well, I hope you enjoyed those, I know I did. Have a great long weekend! (Yeah, Monday is a public Holiday here! )

Mad Bull
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“We may be born alone and die alone, but we can live together… We can!” - KD (of http://kdblog.com/)

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